suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*

suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*


mewbutts:

internetexplorers:

when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be


federyk-is-a-rising-demon:

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

I SPLIT THE TEA ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD

federyk-is-a-rising-demon:

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

I SPLIT THE TEA ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD


fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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screamandshout:

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

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sir-hathaway:

handsomejack:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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(breaks into your house) drink bleach bitch
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doritoed:

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry


mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i


fappuclno:

I have such great friends

fappuclno:

I have such great friends


narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 


clamjob:


is the devil getting his ass ate

clamjob:

is the devil getting his ass ate


Selfies for Jesus

Selfies for Jesus

#me

nice-wig-janis:

asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
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Reblog / posted 1 week ago with 4 notes

It’s officially my first night working overnight and I’m so happy. Not to be working overnight necessarily but to have a stable position with fixed hours. I can finally break from the rut I’ve been stuck in and can get a second job and start moving forward. It’s like there has been a faint shift and I can feel change coming in my life. Like an intangible energy I’m finally able to tap into and can make my life something that makes me happy.


thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing