$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
"Don’t wear that you’ll give people the wrong idea"
What idea? That I’m a fine as hell? That ain’t an idea that’s a fact ma
Lol you know at the beginning of those comedies that Melissa McCarthy is always in where her whole life sucks in the beginning and then she goes through a big adventure and everything is good? My life is like the beginning of one of those
why does one ply toilet paper exist
i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.
My one true aspiration in life is to live in a home which is 100% spider-proof.
Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?
can i have you
just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk
nobody ever sends me random asks anymore so i just sit here blogging alone like
when your teacher yells at your friend for talking to you
why does dating as a gay man have to be so fucking difficult? why cant i flirt with other guys or hit on them without fearing that im gonna get punched in the face or beaten? why is it just expected that everyone is straight? why cant i go to a book store or a coffee…
♪ real human being and a real hero ♪
Oh my god.
AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY
when bae sets up a surprise date <3