i never make the same mistake twice.
i make it five or six times, just to be sure.
Reversed cotton candy eating.
Booty had me like
lucas bit my ass and this truly terrifying thing happened
no but dude like he had to really shove his face in there to have done that jesus chrsit was his face going towards your ass at quantum speed
Voldemort comin out ya ass cheek
when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin
kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too
i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like
Today in AP Bio we were talking about how some animals have anti-freeze compounds in their blood to keep them warm, and this kid just leaned over to me and whispered,
everytime i drink my tea/coffee
Finally I will be able to understand straight people
hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan