Oh my god.
AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY
when bae sets up a surprise date <3
when you and your friends see a fine booty
when you send a raunchy snapchat to the wrong person
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
Our love is Endless.
CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS
"what do you even do on kim kardashian hollywood?"
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
what do random people drink from
a stRAWR xD
im in pain
This should have come with a trigger warning.
*rides off into the sunset on your dad*
when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton
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BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD
I SPLIT THE TEA ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD