threelisabeth:

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails


how often do you have sex?
Anonymous

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?


liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo


macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*


blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources


WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water


mr-playdough:

princeofkokoros:

obliviousham:

garydactyl:

loose-to-groose:

WHEN I PLACE MY LEGS IN A CAGE OF SPANDEX

I DANCE LIKE HELL TO RELEASE THE MADNESS

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to watch this without completely losing my shit

ITS BACK

nO

you just my mind


riseofthecommonwoodpile:

doing the lord’s work

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

doing the lord’s work


onlinepolice:

just because i’m not posting doesn’t mean i’m not watching

i’m always watching

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pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am


moodydude:

My goal for today:

  • be productive
  • don’t spend any money

What I’ve done today:

  • not gotten dressed
  • shopped online


cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed


dekutree:

im only 9, clefairy

dekutree:

im only 9, clefairy


catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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