catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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Jesus wanted me to tell you to buy Kelsey clothes and vegan cupcakes. Idk but it's jesus so it seems p serious
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Christians: 1
Atheists: 0


6ee:

"Don’t wear that you’ll give people the wrong idea"

What idea? That I’m a fine as hell? That ain’t an idea that’s a fact ma


zachthemermaid:

Lol you know at the beginning of those comedies that Melissa McCarthy is always in where her whole life sucks in the beginning and then she goes through a big adventure and everything is good? My life is like the beginning of one of those


nosdrinker:

retrospectroverted:

nosdrinker:

why does one ply toilet paper exist

i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.

ok poophands


My one true aspiration in life is to live in a home which is 100% spider-proof.


liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?


budgets:

can i have you

just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk


jaegerivaille:

nobody ever sends me random asks anymore so i just sit here blogging alone like

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beyoncevevo:

when your teacher yells at your friend for talking to you

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dlubes:

dlubes:

why does dating as a gay man have to be so fucking difficult? why cant i flirt with other guys or hit on them without fearing that im gonna get punched in the face or beaten? why is it just expected that everyone is straight? why cant i go to a book store or a coffee…


genarowlands:

♪ real human being and a real hero ♪


profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY


disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3