You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me


digitalash:

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

wow

digitalash:

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

wow


sheepinthewolves:

arelgi:

I <3 Taco Bell so much

hoffalump

James why you talking shit?



lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship


squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet


This could be us but you playin

This could be us but you playin


ollivander:

look at the wrapper


superficialryne:

"I love American Horror Story!"

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"Kyle and Zoe’s relationship was so beautiful, by far the best part of this season!"

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Track Title: Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves

thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

Please make sure this is played at my funeral 


weird-bug:

i just made this video


  • me:I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
  • obnoxious friend:Black Widow is an Avenger.
  • me:Did I fucking stutter?

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

  • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

bakedzitis:

being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday


serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me