poryqon:

Me: *tells mean joke*

Person: thats not nice

Me: image



throbinhood:

my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have

image

where he blinks when you move him

image

and if you angle it right he’ll wink

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oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you


toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming


sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together



tsunamiwavesurfing:

12thirty:

i don’t ever need to be in a relationship because i get fucked enough by my life

bet it don’t eat your ass tho


oomshi:

time to do some spring cleaning

*wipes crumbs off bed*

done


vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically


tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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senticolis:

the next disney movie

senticolis:

the next disney movie


internetdouchebag:

"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
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druyu:

metapod

druyu:

metapod